June issue submission deadline: May 22nd

I know we don’t post too often around here, so, in case you were concerned, the June issue is actually rolling along just fine.

No need to stand back folks: we’re professionals. But, we still could use help to roll start this clunkbucket. Get your poems out and dirty pushing by 5/22 and earn your chance to hitch a ride. On June 5th, we’ll permanently park the issue on concrete blocks in our front yard for gawkersby.

⚔ Seatbelts not provided. Must be at least 54” tall to ride. Do not board if expecting, with heart conditions, or if expecting heart conditions. Ticket good for one admittance and a parfait from W. B. Treats or cookie from William Bake except on blackout dates (which are whisky dates, which are every day). We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone that refuses to service our reserved rights. No refunds.

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